There's a Ghost in my house!

'So, can I have my lunch?' said Tom
' No' I said
'Oh, come on Chris, I'm really hungry' said Tom slobbering all over the carpet.
'I said NO!!!' I said furiously

Tom eyes widened and he quickly ran away in his four tiny legs.
Now, you must be thinking,  this guy crazy?'. Four tiny legs! You make him sound like an animal.Well, the thing is, he is an animal. Tom's my pet cat. Now you really must think I'm nuts. Firstly, why is this guy talking to his cat? and secondly, why can the cat talk?. The thing is my cat is possesed by a ghost who used to live in my attic, bah blah blah, well you know, the usual. Ok, well, you sure don't look like you get it, so I might as well start from the beginning.

Here goes, Today morning I was cooking my breakfast when suddenly Tom is just like' Hey man, whats up' I turned around  like a broken down robot and my face looked like it had just seen a ghost ( Well, literally, I did ). Then my cat explains to me how he's a ghost used to live in my attic and that Tom was his first host. For 2 hours there was silence and i finally managed to say 'huh'. Then it took me another 2 hours and now here I am. Acting normally as if it was normal for there to be a ghost who possesed my cat to be in my house.

Now, after all that I got a little bit stressed ( Truth me, just a LITTLE bit). And now that I think about it I think it was wrong to shout at him. I would have killed him to put me out of my misery but hey, looks like science still hasn't figured out a way to kill ghosts. Damn You Science!! Well, back to the main point ( sorry about that, I went off topic for a bit, got a bit excited you see ). Now,  How the hell am I going to go near Tom now?